tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6340501015267863918.post272890914743732321..comments2012-08-09T14:46:15.593-07:00Comments on I've always wanted to be a captain.: MisadventuresKammahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656687418445709389noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6340501015267863918.post-26613434537995172942012-07-25T14:57:53.487-07:002012-07-25T14:57:53.487-07:00I don't like to think about the eye doctor. I ...I don't like to think about the eye doctor. I have had a paper cut in my eye, been stabbed with a coffee straw in the eye, and had a cancer scare in my eye which resulted in them doing a sonogram of my eye. Did you know they have to use that jelly stuff to make a sonogram work? IN MY EYE!!<br />Also my eyes don't dilate enough according to my retinal specialist. The last time I saw him (for the whole not-actually-cancer thing with the sonogram) he tried 4 times to get my eyes to dilate more and it just kept failing. My eyes are defective, but cancer free.Beylithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12979414293606640220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6340501015267863918.post-89554849798103607392012-06-16T13:03:10.857-07:002012-06-16T13:03:10.857-07:00Wanna talk about horrifying eye injuries? One tim...Wanna talk about horrifying eye injuries? One time I stabbed myself in the eye with the corner of an envelope. I had to wear an eye patch for several days. It was horrifying and now my eyes are watering just thinking about it. I always opt OUT of the dilation when given the choice. One of these days, I'll have to do it again, but I am an adult now and when I get to say no to that shit, I will ALWAYS say no. I'm glad your eyes are better!Meganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04946962392629985594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6340501015267863918.post-85219771425544140812012-06-11T10:28:38.616-07:002012-06-11T10:28:38.616-07:00"MY ARMS ARE NOT LONG ENOUGH FOR MY EYES.&quo..."MY ARMS ARE NOT LONG ENOUGH FOR MY EYES." Bwahahahaha!<br /><br />Once, I didn't take my contacts out for such a long time that my eye got super inflamed and I had to go to work with an eye path LIKE A PIRATE. Only not as cool as a pirate, because it wasn't black and it didn't come with a parrot for my shoulder. Really, I just looked stupid.PinkieBlinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17728690058106242537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6340501015267863918.post-34839526192369410172012-06-06T19:45:03.885-07:002012-06-06T19:45:03.885-07:00The cheapo wraparound sunglasses are a must after ...The cheapo wraparound sunglasses are a must after eye dilation! I had my eyes dilated a couple months ago and made the mistake of bringing my own sunglasses. They let in way too much light through the sides.Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16261907052119379241noreply@blogger.com